April 2011
146 posts
I think my headphones just like having wild sex in...
When a teacher tells me to write a 1000 word essay
Teacher: “You got a zero”
Me: “Why?”
Teacher: “You submitted a picture.”
Me: “A picture’s worth a thousand words.”
When people take forever to text back.
So you gonna take 15 minutes huh? I’ll take 17, bitch.
In every P.E class there is always that one person...
I'd rather get hurt with you than with somebody...
Some people were dropped on their head as a child.
You were clearly thrown at the wall.
When someone ask "so are you single ?"
“She’s strong, because she knows what it’s like to be weak. She keeps a guard,...”
That girl who talks like a baby when she's around...
